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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Amazing Newspaper Headlines!

I am sure some of the stories below these headlines actually make sense, but the headline itself is just hilarious or outrageous. Enjoy!

Are we sure it was accidental?

Airplanes from the Civil War? While you are at it, why not expand your search to include nuclear weapons from the Civil War too?

What exactly did they expect to find in a mausoleum? The living dead?

This is truly shocking!

Hey, what are you complaining about? You elected them, now you have to live with them...!

I am sure this reminder will come in very handy for Alzheimer's sufferers who may have forgotten!

I thought they came as a package . . .

People complain when the painters don't do a good job, now they complain because the painters did too good a job! Damned if you do, damned if you don't . . .

Really? My first guess would have been age 19, but I guess some teens remain teens for much longer!

That should really scare him . . .!

I don't know what comes after terminal, and I am not sure I want to find out!

This reporter is truly fearless . . . or clueless!

Maybe the warrant was for Michael Jackson!

Everyone, get in line, please, no pushing and shoving, please wait your turn . . .

They are on it, not to worry . . .

Ewww! Disgusting. . . Hope nobody ate!


I want to know what the other doctors think!

1 comment:

news headlines said...

Headline news, where ever it may be, refers to the text written that briefs the nature of the news written or spoken below it. These are indeed so funny.

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